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Yudel Krinsky Donkey Moshiach Coronation Campaign has long recognized the power of the popular news media in mass brainwashing and propaganda.
Together with Chabad-Lubavitch Media Center we have long been involved in shaping public opinion to prepare the whole world for the revelation of our great leader Rabbi Yudel Krinsky as the final redeemer, the Moshiach
of the 8th generation.
To further this glorious effort we have recently decided to acquire CNN- ChabadNewsNetwork.com
to fix all the damage done to the image of Chabad by Tzfati Taliban rebel alliance infested subversive news clowns such as CNO - ChabadNewsOnline.com.
We will spare no effort and leave no stone unturned till all klipahs are broken and the whole world is filled with the light of our new Moshiach Yudel-Almighty!
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PPS. While currently ChabadNewsNetwork.com domain is pointed at http://DonkeyMoshiach.blogspot.com we are considering making it into a fully independent site much more exalted and uplifted and placed very high ranking much higher in search engine results than any of our Taliban infested competitors.

NEW Religious Tolerance Video Lectures

By the grace of G-d
Jagshemash!
With the blessings of my saintly father in law Yudel Krinsky king Moshiach the conversion to Judaism videos have been great success more and more natives of my country Kazakhstan are converting to Judaism in hopes of becoming simple Jewish (see here http://donkeymoshiach.blogspot.com/2007/06/new-conversion-classes-in-kazakhstan.html
Since Kazakhstan is a wealthy country major producer of oil, potassium, apples and human pubis not everyone wants to convert to Judaism become very very Jewish and travel to Israel in hopes of eventually becoming simple Jewish like Yair Nitzani explains.
Thus Central Committee of Chabad Rabbis has wholeheartedly endorsed another video by Yair Nitzani to promote interreligious understanding between Jews and Christians in Kazakhstan. Click bellow to watch. You'll like:

New Conversion Classes in Kazakhstan

B"H
Jagshemash!
Since my saintly father in law Yudel Krinsky King Moshiach sent me to Kazakhstan to elevate the true religion and to quash all the unholy rebels who refuse to accept his kingship I have achieved much success.
Right now not only Jews have returned to full observance of our religion, but the natives also desire to convert. Since there is not enough teachers to teach them personally we have chosen educational videos like the one bellow by Yair Nitzani to help us in this holy endeavor.

Being the true successor of the holy Baal Shem Tov founder of the Chassidic movement Yudel King Moshiach appreciates the value of a simple Jews and their role in redemption.
That is why He enthusiastically endorsed using Yair Nitzani's "explanations for foreign workers" for our conversion classes to increase the number of simple Jews in Israel and the world at large since the revelation of Moshiach is dependant of the proclamation "yechi hamelech!" - long live the king!" and this must be done specifically by the people as the Rebbe Moshiach of the 7th generation has explained here:

Anti-Yudelian Taliban terrorist camp video

This is the video of the training camp of the despicable Tzfati terrorists who rebel against the righteous DonkeyMoshiach Yudel-Almighty
learn more about them here:
http://donkeymoshiach.blogspot.com/2005/06/and-his-enemies-shall-lick-dust.html

Official protest!

B"H
Shalom everyone!
We at DonkeyMoshiach coronation campaign are shocked and disturbed by the recent article in Newsweek magazine demeaning our great leader Yudel Krinsky the Donkey-Moshiach-Almighty.
The article lists 50 rabbis in America and presumably objectively rates them according to influence and popularity. The authors of the article dared to place our righteous leader in the 2nd place when he being the King Moshiach of our generation is clearly exalted uplifted and stands way above Jewish leader whoever lived.
We demand and apology to Yudel King Moshiach and to entire movement he leads.
Shabbat Shalom and may we only hear good news in the future!

And all shall worship him!

B"H
Shalom everybody!
Dear brothers and sisters faithfull chassidim and chassidistas of our Lord Yudel Almighty-Donkey Moshiach of our generation!
I am happy to inform you that Yudel-Almighty has captured one of the biggest strongholds of the accursed anti-Yudelian rebbels - Italy see here in Italian:
http://itempieleidee.blogspot.com/2007/03/donkeymoshiach.html

and here in English thanks to Google translate:
http://www.google.com/translate?u=http%3A%2F%2Fitempieleidee.blogspot.com%2F2007%2F03%2Fdonkeymoshiach.html&langpair=it%7Cen&hl=en&ie=UTF8




The time is at hand when the advent of the Yudel-Almighty shall be complete and all people of all nations and languages shall worship him as it says in Daniel 7:13-14

Rabbi Borat's Guide to Pesach Farbrengen (Passover getting drunk - get together Christian blood drinking Jew party)

B"H
Rabbi Borat's Guide to Pesach Farbrengen (Passover getting drunk - get together Christian blood drinking Jew party)
Jagshemash!
My dear brothas and sistas,Jews and Jewasses and Noahide Righteous Goy Peoples of the world!
I here have a textbook page from my giur (Conversion toYudelism) class at Mayanot great Yudelian academy where I learned for my giur (conversion to become a good Jew-boy-Yudelian-Rabbi) in Al Quids (our holy Jew city) in occupied Palestine (Holy land of Yisrael) Yudel G-d Created it 5767 years ago gave it to Cananites than to us than to Babylonians than to us again after that to Romans and later Muslims in 5708 - 1948 He took it away from Arab assholes and gave back to us to serve Him and have a glorious happy sexytime.
You learn:

Opening prayers:

Thanks, G-d, for creating wine. (Drink wine.)

Thanks for creating produce. (Eat parsley.)

Overview: Once we were slaves in Egypt . Now we're free. That's why we're doing this.

Four questions:
1. What's up with the matzoh?
2. What's the deal with horseradish?
3. What's with the dipping of the herbs?
4. What's this whole slouching at the table business?

Answers:
1. When we left Egypt , we were in a hurry. There was no time for making decent bread.
2. Life was bitter, like horseradish.
3. It's called symbolism.
4. Free people get to slouch.

A funny story: Once, these five rabbis talked all night, then it was morning. (Heat soup now.)

The four kinds of children and how to deal with them:
Wise child-explain Passover.
Simple child-explain Passover slowly.
Silent child-explain Passover loudly.
Wicked child-browbeat in front of the relatives.

Speaking of children: We hid some matzoh. Whoever finds it gets five bucks.

The story of Passover: It's a long time ago. We're slaves in Egypt . Pharaoh is a nightmare. We cry out for help. God brings plagues upon the Egyptians. We escape, bake some matzoh. God parts the Red Sea . We make it through; the Egyptians aren't so lucky. We wander 40 years in the desert, eat manna, get the Torah, wind up in Israel , get a new temple, enjoy several years without being persecuted again. (Let brisket cool now.)

The 10 Plagues: Blood, Frogs, Lice-you name it.

The singing of "Dayenu":
If G-d had gotten us out of Egypt and not punished our enemies, it would've been enough. If he'd punished our enemies and not parted the Red Sea , it would've been enough.

If he'd parted the Red Sea - (Remove gefilte fish from refrigerator now.)

Eat matzoh. Drink more wine. Slouch.

Thanks again, God, for everything.

SERVE MEAL.

To learn more about Peisach (Passover) and find your own place to get drunk and tell the tale, go clicka here in English:
http://www.Passover.net
and here for other bigshot world goy languages and ( Hebrew the Holy tongue Yudel-G-d used to create the world and one now used by real Zionists in liberated Jerusalem and in my country Kazakhstan the greatest country in the world):
Other Languages: Francais Espanol Italiano Hebrew Russian Magyar Deutsch

My father in law Yudel-G-d-Almighty made this site using His holy Angels. Nice, ain't it?

My 1st post. Nice

Kazakhstani people love me, Chabad,Yudelism, and Yudel-Almighty see the picture, nice:

B"H
My 1st post. Nice.
Jagshemash everybody!
Shalom Aleichem my fellow Jewboys and Jewasses!
My name is Rabbi Boruch Sagdievsky formerly Borat Sagdiev. I was born in 1972 in Kuçzek, Kazakhstan. I am the son of Asimbala Sagdiyev and Boltok the Rapist.
I am a son in law of Rabbi Yudel Krinsky Almighty G-d of Kazakhstan and redeemer of the whole world (except for my neighbor and the Uzbekistani boneheads who can't be redeemed and are subject to eternal damnation for being nosy people with bone in their brain).
I am now a shaliach to Kazakhstan as you may know sent back to my country by my saintly father in law Yudel-Almighty-G-d to convert all Kazakhstanis to pure language so that we may unite in serving our Creator in one Honda Accord moto-car (but not in a Civic because that is just too small to fit in all of us) as prophecized by Tzefaniah - Zephaniah:
3:9. For then I will convert the peoples to a pure language that all of them call in the name of the Lord, to worship Him of one accord.
http://www.chabad.org/library/article.asp?AID=16202

PS.In my posts I will be using some Kazakstani language since my English is not always so good just yet so please see the dictionary here http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Borat#Language if you don't speaka Kazakhstani so you will not think this is total gibrish! ok?

Borat appointed as King Yudel's emissary to Kazakhstan.

By the grace of Yudel-Almighty!
Dear friends!
I am very happy to tell you about the latest miracle of the era of Moshiach Yudel - Borat Sagdiev's conversion to Yudelism.
During his secret visit to Brooklyn more than a year ago world renown Kazakhstani reporter had the good fortune to meet Rabbeinu Yudel Krinsky-Almighty the righteous Donkey-Moshiach of our generation.
Borat was so impressed and inspired by wisdom and saintliness of our great leader and the house he has built he was breathless.
He presented Moshiach-Yudel with 5 tons of the finest Kazakhstani red pubis valued at more than $20 million and various Kzakhstani national treasures a present from honorable president Nazarbaev valued at $25 million becoming the biggest worldwide donor to Chabad this year qualifying to marry Yudel's daughter and inherit half the kingdom (subject to terms and conditions, not offered to the residents of Kazakhstan).
After seeing the great powers of Moshiach-Yudel in fighting the wars of G-d to spread goodness , kindness and expand the boundaries of the Yudelian kingdom worldwide Borat was in total awe and decided to find a mashpia (spiritual mentor) to help him convert to Judaism and fulfill his dream to become an apostle (shaliach) of YC - (Yudel-Christ) to his native Kazakhstan.
Rabbi Yoel Kahan Shlit"a has personally taught Borat Yudelian Chassidus-Chabad of the 8th generation and the distinguished educators of Mayanot seminary in Jerusalem taught him basics of Judaism for more than a year before his conversion which was recently done by the Bais Din of Rabbanei Chabad under intense guidance of the Central Comity of Chabad Rabbis and fund raisers of US and Canada .
Moreover after completing intense brainwashing and rabbinic training Borat has recieved Smicha (rabbinic ordination) from Rabbi Ozdoba Shlit"a a distinguished member of the Bais Din - Rabbinic Court of Crown Heights. After getting extra specialized training from Rabbi Boruch Elison Shlit"a in 7 Noahide Laws jurisprudence and anti-Communist indoctrination Borat has been sent back to his native Kazakhstan to spread the Gospel of Yudel ban polygamy in Kazakhstan in accordance with the teachings of his mentor R. Elison fight off the evil and despicable Mashichistim and Elokistim of the previous Rebbe of the 7th generation who have been gaining ground worldwide lately especially in Kazakhstan (Rachmona litzlan!).
Borat now renamed Rabbi Boruch Sagdievsky has promised to do his part to convert Kazakhstan to pure language to serve one G-d (Yudel-Almighty) in one unit as prophesied in Tzfania and Daniel 7:13-14 and to throw all Mashichistim/Elokistim Yechiniks and the Hare Krishna followers down the well as is customary in Kazakhstan.
Please forgive me for any possible typos as I am still shaking at the excitement of this latest miracle of the 8th generation , eternal era of Yudel-Almighty our Righteous Donkey-Moshiach.
Jagshemash!
With respect and blessing
Rabbi Ariel Sokolovsky
Chairman of the Worldwide Movement for the Revelation of Yudel-Christ
(This post has been officially authorized by Lubavitch Headquarters Ministry of Information and personally approved for publication by Rabbi David Eliezrie Shlit"a holy angel of Yudel-Almighty in Yorba Linda California and a head of the worldwide Chabad-Lubavitch department for the "Promotion of Truth and Prevention of Falsehood.")

RebbeGod worshippers and their enablers.

By the grace of G-d
Shalom everybody!
Donkey Moshiach Identification Campaign Inc. and myself would like to issue a severe protest against Rav Ashkenazi Shlit"a Rav of Kfar Chabad and his Rabbinic court for declaring Rebbe-worship permitted. At 1st they declared everyone who uses titles such as "G-d" or "Atzmus" regarding the Previous Rebbe should be considered a heretic and treated as such for these titles are reserved only for Yudel the Moshiach of our generation - the 8th generation.

However within a few days after they made their ruling in their holy chambers in the Holy Land some Rebbe worshiper in New York received a voodoo like reply thru holy letters ( see http://www.igrot.com ) of the previous Rebbe bashing in the severest terms the ruling of the esteemed Rabbis.
See here:


Instead of following the clear ruling of the Rambam and ignoring magic tricks and false prophets the esteemed rabbis caved in and even incorporated the words from the letter received by the RebbeG-d-worshipper into their new ruling.
See here:

Please read this outrageous ruling here and call and complain to the Beis Din till they make up their mind and realize that "Torah is not in heaven" but they and all of us must bow down to Yudel-Almighty the eternal DonkeyMoshiach of our generation.
Tell them that their ruling allows such the disgusting Elokistim to lift up their head and maintain such abominable web sites as:
http://www.RebbeGod.blogspot.com
publish Yellow pages and monthly newspapers ignoring the righteous condemnations of some of the American Chabad Rabbinical courts who worship only Yudel G-d and have no patience for RebbeG-d worshippers.
With respect and blessing to all of you (except the despicable RebbeG-d worshippers and Tzfatim)
Rabbi Ariel Sokolovsky
617-372-2312
Chairman of the DonkeyMoshiach Identification Campaign.
Yechi Admo"r Yudel Melech Moshiach Elokeinu LeOilom!
Long Live Yudel King Moshiach-Almighty our Righteous Lord Forever and Ever!

Saluting our heroes!

By the grace of G-d

Shalom everybody!
Donkey Moshiach Coronation Campaign and me personally would like to salute the thugs (oops sorry I meant soldiers) of the house of Yudel who trashed the 770 House of Moshiach (oops sorry I meant to say tried to liberate the Headquarters of the Agudas Chassidei Chabad from the evil Tzfatim and other Mashichistim of the Previous Rebbe who think they own the place.

See the video clips of the beatings and whining of the evil mashichistim here http://chabad.info/index.php?url=article_en&id=7891

We also salute the Yudelian news outlets such as COL and Shturem for having the smarts to turn this victory into fundraising opportunity by presenting the eveil mashichistim as the attackers. Like P.T. Barnum said "No one has lost money by underestimating the intelegence of the public" and "A sucker is born every minute." We are sure that die hard supporters of our righteous DonkeyMoshiach king Yudel will continue to donate their hardearned money to pay his legal fees and other wars of G-d exspenses till they have to pawn their silverware to continue doing so.
With respect and blessing to every one among my fellow Jews and all people (except Mashichistim , Tzfatim and other scum of the earth who are too degenerate to be counted among mankind and be shown any respect)
Rabbi Ariel Sokolovsky
617-372-2312
Chairman of the
Donkey Moshiach Coronation Campaign